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Wednesday, September 21, 2005

fuck lemonade 

i was thinkin. you know that saying "if life gives you lemons make lemonade?" yeah well fuck that. if life gives you lemons learn to like lemons. for lemonade you gotta go out and buy sugar- whos got the time or the money these days? and then its a bitch to get the ratios perfect. besides everyone has slightly differnet taste in their lemonade. for example life kept giving me bitter things such as: blue cheese, overbrewed tea, india pale ale, other bitter beers, endive, espresso. at first i didn't like these things so much, but then i forced myself to like them. since, i love all of those things. its great. maybe ill go buy a lemon and eat the whole thing, rind and all- just to prove a point (that i have the time and the money to make lemonade).

Comments:
eating a lemon, rind and all, is a good source of vitamins. ive done it.

no joke.

what, youre surprised?
 
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