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I got to New York a couple hours ago. Driving cross country is a lot of fun. I move in to my new place on Sept. 1, but for now I will be staying at Manisha's house on Longisland and with various family members.
When we got gas before leaving ohio today I went to the mens room to take a dump. It was a single rider type bathroom- one sink, one toilet, lock on the door. The toilet had pee in it, which didn
t make me too happy, but I can survive that kinda shit. I went to grab some TP tp give the seat the 'ol wipe down (this part of the country doesn't beleive in toilet seat covers, btw...wtf?). but, alas, no tp. I woulda used the single rider ladies room but it was occupied. so i informed the woman behind the counter that there was no toilet paper in the mens room. she said she would get some. she left and returned shortly with one of those 10x rolls (sidenote: has anyone seen the new mega roll from charmin that need the extender to fit in a normal toilet paper holder. does changing the roll 25% less really add value to your life?). she asked me if there was anyone in the mens room as she walked over to the door. i said "no," which is where i should have stopped. but then i said "at least i don't think so. i mean there was noone one in there when i was in there." then as she reached for the handle i said "well, except for me of course." she ignored all of this information. once she entered the bathroom i pulled a "carlos" and laughed aloud at myself in the minimart.