<$BlogRSDUrl$>

Thursday, February 17, 2005

Seltzer 

So I woke up this morning at the ungodly hour of 7:40 am. By which I mean, if there were a G-O-D, and I'm not sayin there is-but if- then he was on break. Cuz i really could have used some more sleep. I was up late drinking and dancin and now my bones ache. I need time to heal!!!!! Last nights festivities were at this clubby/barry place called Po Na Nas. Yes Po Na Nas. A friend of mine, Jen, was celebrating her 21st b-day along with two of her other friends who i dont know so well. they rented this place out. it was 80's themed, but we had no 80's themed clothing so I jsut told everyone the 80's were different in the US. They didnt buy it. they played 80's music and some more recent stuff. BUT they did not have any Devo. No, let me rephrase that- they didnt know who devo is/was? So i told them we are not men we are devo. When i asked the DJ if he had any Devo, he said "El Devo?" i knew that was a bad sign.
going back to wkaing up so damned early i must admit that there was actually one good thing about it. every thursday at 8 am a fire alarm goes off right outside my room- at least it sounds like it. Noone knows why or wtf its all about, but its happened each and every week. So today when i woke up i thought it might have been because of the FA, but i checked the time and it was 7:40. so after i took a long long piss (probably the real reason why i woke up so early- my bladder was sore at this point) i plugged my headphones in and rocked out with my cock out. actually there was no rocking, mostly quiet listening. but my cock, well now thats a whole other story. i digress. i tried to go back to sleep but to no avial. oh, did i mention i have paper due today. i really should be writing that right now, but manisha is way behind me on htis one and we are gonna meet with the prof together, so really ive got all day. if anyone is bored and wants to learn some cool shit you should look up turing systems. thats what my paper is about . anyways, its cool stuff about animal patterning.
after the party we stopped at the van of death. its not technically called that, but its opposite the van of life, which is called that. and the van of life got its name, i think, because it is near the club called life. there is also another non-can late-night eatery. they all serve the same kinds of stuff (gyro(called doner kebab), chips, burgers, and other greasy things). we have come to the conclusion that the van of deat has the best chips so we go there now since we all get chips. last night i asked for all the sauces they have. i got ketchup, mayo, and salsa. fucking salsa. it was so gooooooood. i miss mexican food so much. this salsa was really good. it was like being home again eating chips and salsa. except i was outside, wearing pants, it was about 40˚F, and the chips were made of potato and not at all flat. but ill take what i can get.

Comments:
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

THE VAN OWNS YOUR SOUL!!!!

Try the chips butty, they're horrific.
 
i dont get it, i did try the chips and they are good...if by horrible you mean bad for you, okay, but i tried the chips....i dont get it....and yes the van does own my soul
 
Post a Comment

This page is powered by Blogger. Isn't yours?