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Saturday, January 29, 2005

beeje: explained 

Yes, as you all may have suspected a beeje is just a BJ. A blow job, if you will. Really the word "beeje" was my attempt to spell out how one would say the letters "BJ." So I relaized that beeje could possibll be unclear but I wanted to keep the 'b' and the 'j' in there so that it would be more clearly a blo jo, as Corinna called it, rather than a misspelling of the color beige. But, alas, the sound I was going for is more along the lines of beige, but with a long 'e' sound in stead of a long 'a' sound. Perhaps beege is really the best way. Manisha suggested leaving it at just "beej," which is a viable option. BUT from now on, I hope you all what I mean when I write BJ. You should all say "beege" in your heads. Got it? Good. Moving on. Now what would possess me to want to exchange blows with Matt? Well, I won't say I'm not into guys in that sense of the word "into" that means I wanna fuck them, but I can't say that I am not. I am definitely into women, just don't know about men. I think this is true for almost every guy, but most guys are unwilling to admit it. I know because most guys I say this to freak out. Its kinda funny. But I'm also not really trying to find out what fucking a dude is like, so why, oh why would I want to exchange BJ's (read: beeges) with Matt?
Simple. In an utter stroke of genius Matt and I have discovered how to create infinite utility. At least in theory.
If the absolute utility of receiving a BJ from a dude is greater than the absolute utility of giving a BJ to a dude, then everyone wins.
There are a few problems, because, as usual, theory does not always properly predict reality. How do I know how much I would dislike giving a beege to s dude? AND how do I know that we will give good enough BJs to counter the theoretical (afterall I jsut might LOVE the cock) negative utility of giving a BJ to a dude. And furthermore, I'm not sure we can actually bring ourselves to do it. Matt says he'll go first. Which is admirable.
Finally I leave you with this:
A BJ is half the battle.
With that and knowing, youve got everything.

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