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Wednesday, March 17, 2004

Fuck Fudd Fries 

I was biking to the bank today after dropping off my econ final. realizing that my last two meals were bowls of oatmeal i decidedi should get something to eat before i go to the bank so that i could get back and study for my six hour final. i was gonna go to rubio's for a fish burrito or some tacos, depending if they had a deal on the tacos, but jsut before the....oh, gotta poop, ill be right back....hmm all oatmeal poop is an interesting thing....rubio's there was a koo koo roo's california chicken place. i've never been in the koo koo roo's before cuz it looks far too healthy for my tastes and rubio's is right next door. but today there was a sign saying KKR now featured fudruckers. hm i think. i sure do feel like an HBger esp after last nights episode of good eats where alton made hamburgers. so i was liek oh yeah fudruckers. i used to go to fudruckers a lot when i was younger cuz it was at the burbank media center which my family frequented for the moviegoing and we would often eat at the FR and also when i would go to NJ ot visit my gramps and grams we would og there for burgers often (maybe once a visit, but thats often enough). anyways i got all excited about a nice juicy burger. so i step inside. i order myself a half pounder and a say "ooh fudd fries, i like those.... but why doesnt it say fat or skinny like the other FRs do?" now this was my first mistake, cuz i was thinkin of fatburger, which has some tasty frickin franch fryz. so i was liek well ill just order them im sure the lady will ask me which type i prefer. but no. so maybe, i think, they only have one type of fry, cuz this isnt a full fledged FR. im ok with that, i like both types. then my order comes- fucking potato wedges. what the fuck is that all about. this place is retarded. most places that do this are retarded. potato wedges, IMHO, are an iferior fried potato side dish (FPSD). theyre always so dry and stupid. these were ok, but still no french fry. and then as if to flaunt my tomfoolery in my face they put a little marker in my burger sating M. Rare, just liek i ordered. but there wasnt an ounce of blood in sight!!! more BS. the food was good but not near ym expectations. rare does not mean the low end of well-done. it means the shit aint cooked. fatburger is superior. i declare. potato wedges are not french fries. FFs are rectangular when you look at them head on (the anterior posterior axis if you will). PWs are jsut that! wedges!!!!!!! adn the seasoning, usually above par (he says with his thumb pointing up while shaking his head).
allright now i gotta get ready for six hours of hell. the test allows me to take a 30 minute break in the middle somewhere, so im gonna try and catch the last half hour of the lakers game in that 30 minutes.

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